ISO: Mazzio's Ranch Dressing - This is the REAL recipe

The REAL recipe for Mazzio's Ranch Dressing is this. And yes, I did work there, and yes, I made this every single day.

This is the BULK recipe, so you will have to scale.

2 Gallons of "HEAVY" Mayonoise <--HEAVY is the key here. You can use regular, but this is the legit recipe.

8 Quarts of heavy cream

2 (16oz each) bags of "Garden Herb Spice", no point in telling you the brand name because you can't buy it, it's proprietary to Mazzio's. Its bascially a repackage of a name brand that they don't disclose. The label simply states Garden Herb Blend. The BEST you're going to do is 32oz of Hidden Valley Ranch mix, which I have tried, and honestly, I can barely tell the difference unless I'm drinking it.

Keep in mind, those little serving cups they give you ranch in are 120c each. So watch the pout.